1. Contents --- Jun 2, 2007

1. Story telling - narrative non-fiction

1.1 Beginning --- Singapore culture.
1.2 Middle
1.3 End. Re-homing.
1.4 Audience, plot, characterisation, hero, enemy.

2. Humour
2.1 Cleanliness Freak
2.2 Guilty Conscience
2.3 Whining
2.4 Independent streak. Pick up your own toys. Make your bed.
2.5 Control Freak
2.6 Empty vessels make the most noise
2.7 Regress
2.8 Vengefulness --- Separation Anxiety. Phobias.

3. Conflicts
3.1 Time pressed. No time.
3.2 Bureaucratic Landlords
3.3 Explosion
3.4 Virus and bacteria.
3.5 Deep vein thrombosis.
3.6 Negative reinforcement training
3.7 Elderly mum's burdens -
3.7.1 Working mum's burdens - Rachel's chihuahua
3.8 Rebellion. Talking back. Biting the hand that feeds you.
3.9 After midnight barking.
3.10 Wetting the pants --- Submissive urination, Excitation urination.
3.11 Eating stools, drinking urine
3.12 Poop a bit here and there. Pee a bit here and there.
3.13 Shredding
3.14 Small children and neighbours.
3.15 Veterinary costs
3.16 Child dog phobia.
3.17 Old dog and young pup.
3.18 Two young pups.
3.19 Maids.

4. Equipment needed.
4.1 Restricted zone.
4.2 Red light.
4.3 Carrot and stick method. Spanking.
4.4 Male hormones.